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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. --Jack Handey |
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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. --Unknown |
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? --George Bernard Shaw |
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? --Rita Rudner |
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. --George Orwell |
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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. --Edgar Allan Poe |
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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. --Spanish Proverb |
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Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. --Irish Proverb |
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. --Max Eastman |
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. --Douglas Adams |
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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. --Henry Louis Mencken |
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