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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. --Will Rogers |
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Even the gods love jokes. --Plato |
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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. --Abraham Lincoln |
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. --Jack Handey |
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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. --Welsh Proverb |
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He who is born a fool is never cured. --Proverb |
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. --Chinese Proverb |
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. --Ambrose Bierce |
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. --Mark Twain |
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. --Robert Frost |
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. --Mark Twain |
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