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"The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up."
-- Bill Austin |
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"80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read."
-- Unknown |
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"The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money."
-- Unknown |
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"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."
-- Theodore Roosevelt |
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"A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed."
-- Unknown |
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“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”
-- Unknown |
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“It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.”
-- Unknown |
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“Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.”
- Unknown |
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
-- Unknown |
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“One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.”
-- Unknown |
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It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. -- Unknown |
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