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If I went back to college again, I’d concentrate on two areas: learning to write and to speak before an audience. Nothing in life is more important than the ability to communicate effectively. -- Unknown |
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You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think. -- Unknown |
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States. -- Unknown |
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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.... -- Unknown |
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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. -- Unknownr |
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Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- J. Frank Dobie |
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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. -- Elbert Hubbard |
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I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes. -- Anges DeMille |
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Hitler destroyed the German university with design; we destroyed ours without. -- Martin H. Fischer |
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The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong. -- Nevin Fenneman |
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