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It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

-- Walt Disney
 
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

-- Mark Twain
 
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

-- George Carlin
The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.

-- Elbert Hubbard

 
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?

-- Curtus Spencer

 
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.

-- Bill Cosby

The measure of success is not whether you have tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.

-- John Foster Dulles
 
The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal.

-- Cicero

 
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts... take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

-- Marcus Aurelius

 
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.

-- Bum Phillips

 
The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have.

-- Norman Vincent Peale

 
 
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