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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. --George Miller |
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Happiness is a bowl of cherries and a book of poetry under a shade tree. --Astrid Alauda |
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I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good - if it's the pepper or the oni. --Ulrik Stephens |
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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. --Jay Leno |
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In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. --Benjamin Franklin |
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Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. --Jim Davis |
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A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. --P.J. O'Rourke |
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And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. --George Carlin |
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The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive. --William Ralph Inge |
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There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. --Craig Claiborne |
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You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. --Bruce Bye |
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