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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. --Jimmy Piersal |
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Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. --Dinah Craik |
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Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. --Unknown |
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. --Red Buttons |
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. --Elizabeth Stone |
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. --Phyllis Diller |
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Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. --Gloria Naylor |
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Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. --Unknown |
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be. --Unknown |
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It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. --Johann Schiller |
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. --Enid Bagnold |
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