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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. --Elbert Hubbard |
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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. --A.P. Herbert |
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. --Mae West |
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. --Benjamin Disraeli |
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. --Groucho Marx |
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. --Josh Billings |
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. --Bette Davis |
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. --H.L. Mencken |
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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. --Thornton Wilder |
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. --Prince Philip |
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. --Kin Hubbard |
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