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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. --Billy Connolly |
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Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. --William Penn |
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. --Katharine Houghton Hepburn |
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One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. --M.M. Musselman |
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. --H.V. Prochnow |
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. --Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. --Martin Luther |
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. --Lewis Grizzard |
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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken |
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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. --Barry Goldwater |
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To keep your marriage brimming, --Ogden Nash |
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