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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
-- Doug Larson |
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
-- William Glasser |
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
-- Jeff Foxworthy |
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. -- Will Rogers |
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If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. -- Heinrich Heine |
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain |
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
-- Woody Allen |
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
-- Norm Crosby |
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B. F. Skinner |
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Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.
-- Will Durant |
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
-- Beatrix Potter |
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