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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. -- Unknown |
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -- Unknown |
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never. -- Charles Caleb Colton |
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Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself. -- Chinese Proverb |
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Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.
-- William Shakespeare |
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Where there is love there is life.
-- Mahatma Gandhi |
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Love is a serious mental disease.
-- Plato |
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
-- Woody Allen |
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A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
-- Chinese Proverb |
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Unknown |
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
-- Unknown |
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