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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

-- Virginia Woolf

 
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

-- Unknown

 
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

-- Unknown

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

-- Unknown

 
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

-- Unknown

 
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

-- Unknown

 
 
 

 
 
 
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